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19 'showerthoughts' that will drench you with their logic

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01 Marzo 2017 14:23

When we're showering, we think like we did when we were children.

What is it about the shower? That enclosed, steamy, wet and warm place where we get some of our weirdest thoughts.

Reddit users have been sharing their best 'showerthoughts' in this thread. The ideas might seem silly at first, but there's an overwhelming logic to them that could lead to some great discoveries.

While showering we daydream, meditate, and wonder about the kind of off-beat questions that we asked when we were kids: questions that reflect each individual's personal and unique logic.

1.

I wonder how many times I've thought 'I'll never forget this' and then promptly forgotten it.

2.

The brain is the only organ that knows it's an organ.

3.

If you want to find a needle in a haystack, all you have to do is set the hay on fire.

4.

If I had to rob a bank, I'd do it in sports gear so I wouldn't look suspicious running away from the scene of the crime.

5.

If Jesus were killed today, Christians would use lethal injection.

6.

I wish I could take my head off like a Barbie doll and style my hair how I want.

7.

Pee is human-flavoured water.

8.

I wonder if anyone has ever died as a result of a chain of events provoked by some apparently insignificant thing I said or did.

9.

Why is it OK to have 19 kids, but 19 cats is illegal and crazy?

10.

Being religious is a win-win situation. If you're wrong, you'll never realise it because you'll be dead by then.

11.

Nursing homes are basically orphanages.

12.

Time is the oldest thing known to man.

13.

We're our parents' sex trophies.

14.

I wonder if my dog thinks I have superpowers when I turn on the lights.

15.

Last year, everyone on the planet had a birthday.

16.

If humans think using language, how do animals think?

17.

Overall, how much of my life have I spent waiting for the internet to load?

18.

'You are what you eat' would be a good slogan for promoting cannibalism.

19.

Zombies are so popular because there are too many people in the world.

The brain is the only organ that knows it's an organ

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